Kansas

05.07.

Painting With Poodles

I’m a dog lover. I don’t think they belong shopping in a Walmart, but I’m still a dog lover. However, I just can’t get behind this weird poodle painting art stuff. I doubt it hurts the dogs, except for standing still for 6 hours while you “express yourself” but it just seems unnecessary. I don’t know, what do you guys think?

Kansas

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03.18.

I’m Blue

I suppose it’s fitting that your outrageous get-up is blue seeing as how my junk is now black and blue due to my overwhelming urge to just start punching my crotch in anger repeatedly after seeing you.

Kansas

3 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Kansas  //  Mullets/Tails  //  Walmart Fashion

03.05.

Go For The Gold

I’m not lucky enough to find 10 million dollars worth of gold coins in my backyard. This is the only type of gold I end up finding and I can’t pay other people to take it away.

Kansas & Ohio

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01.15.

As Sold At Walmart

Okay, yup I see it’s suppose to be ‘Ducks’ but that’s a little too close for comfort for the kiddos. However ma’am, you don’t get to use that excuse. Your shirt is clearly expressing joy over a poop.

Kansas

11 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Kansas  //  Profane Shirts  //  Walmart Fashion  //  Who Wears It Better?