Kansas
05.07.
Painting With Poodles
I’m a dog lover. I don’t think they belong shopping in a Walmart, but I’m still a dog lover. However, I just can’t get behind this weird poodle painting art stuff. I doubt it hurts the dogs, except for standing still for 6 hours while you “express yourself” but it just seems unnecessary. I don’t know, what do you guys think?
Kansas
1 Comment03.18.
I’m Blue
I suppose it’s fitting that your outrageous get-up is blue seeing as how my junk is now black and blue due to my overwhelming urge to just start punching my crotch in anger repeatedly after seeing you.
Kansas
3 Comments03.05.
Go For The Gold
I’m not lucky enough to find 10 million dollars worth of gold coins in my backyard. This is the only type of gold I end up finding and I can’t pay other people to take it away.
Kansas & Ohio
7 Comments01.15.
As Sold At Walmart
Okay, yup I see it’s suppose to be ‘Ducks’ but that’s a little too close for comfort for the kiddos. However ma’am, you don’t get to use that excuse. Your shirt is clearly expressing joy over a poop.
Kansas
11 Comments