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Kansas

05.07.

Painting With Poodles

I’m a dog lover. I don’t think they belong shopping in a Walmart, but I’m still a dog lover. However, I just can’t get behind this weird poodle painting art stuff. I doubt it hurts the dogs, except for standing still for 6 hours while you “express yourself” but it just seems unnecessary. I don’t know, what do you guys think?

Kansas

Rating: 5.3/10 (69 votes cast)

Rating: 0 (from 36 votes)

03.18.

I’m Blue

I suppose it’s fitting that your outrageous get-up is blue seeing as how my junk is now black and blue due to my overwhelming urge to just start punching my crotch in anger repeatedly after seeing you.

Kansas

Rating: 4.0/10 (78 votes cast)

Rating: -2 (from 24 votes)

3 Comments Featured Creature // Funny // Kansas // Mullets/Tails // Walmart Fashion

03.05.

Go For The Gold

I’m not lucky enough to find 10 million dollars worth of gold coins in my backyard. This is the only type of gold I end up finding and I can’t pay other people to take it away.

Kansas & Ohio

Rating: 4.3/10 (89 votes cast)

Rating: +5 (from 23 votes)

7 Comments Featured Creature // Funny // Kansas // Ohio // Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear // Walmart Fashion // Who Wears It Better?

01.15.

As Sold At Walmart

Okay, yup I see it’s suppose to be ‘Ducks’ but that’s a little too close for comfort for the kiddos. However ma’am, you don’t get to use that excuse. Your shirt is clearly expressing joy over a poop.

Kansas

Rating: 5.1/10 (152 votes cast)

Rating: +29 (from 37 votes)