Awww man, you were like this close to fitting into those pants. Oh that’s right, you guys can’t see me. My arms were like 3 miles apart. He wasn’t anywhere near being close to getting into those jeans.
Who started this patch on the back of the head thing and why did that trend not completely die off with that first person?
Our boys over at WTFTattoos.com are probably gonna fall in love with these two gems, but before they get their turn we’ll ask you guys to pick which tattoo you’d want your lady to have and you ladies pick which you would get. Personally I’d take “Fuck all y’all” instead of “Child Support” for a few reasons. (1) now that I live in the south I like saying “y’all” and (2) it seems if I were back there (which I wouldn’t be) I’d see “child support” and that would be a nice reminder not to do what I was about to regret.
I honestly can’t tell if you have no idea what’s going on in life around you or you are purposefully doing this trying to become the PoWM mascot.