Fortunately, I ate enough candy yesterday that my vomit now tastes like chocolate.
I like to have options on whether I’m displaying my anger to one specific person or to a group of people, and whether I need to speak ebonics or hill-jack. Always good to have options people! Remember that.
Arkansas & Maryland
What kind of gold digger actually wears all gold? It seems too obvious. Hell, she can’t even dig for gold in her own nose with those damn piercings jacked up in there!
Places I would lay out and tan before Walmart: beach, home, park, Chernobyl, the sun.