Maine

06.12.

Loaded Baked Potato

I see we’ve got some hot spuds there. Oh, and don’t think I didn’t notice you picking out some butter to put on top. Now go grab the sour cream and let’s have a party.

Maine

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04.30.

Cheek 2 Cheek

I’m not sure standing behind a billboard would hide those badunkadunks but clearly the methods you’re currently using are not working.

Maine & West Virginia

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01.27.

Baby It’s Cold Outside

Apparently nobody let her know of the impending arctic winter blast. Or they did, and she still doesn’t care cause she likes to show off her bottom biscuits. Either way dat ass gonna be cold.

Maine

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12.20.

Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Is it weird that I’m sad that ugly christmas sweaters are ironically cool now? It was so much more fun when people wore them seriously and thought they were cool but the rest of us knew they weren’t. Now I just can’t tell and that makes me sad.

Maine

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