Who gives f*cks better? Personally, I always favor a man that can tell me to go F myself subtly. It’s slick. You made me read and interpret my own f*ck you. That’s good.
Michigan & Mississippi
Honestly, unless your hair makes a crack sound like a bullwhip when you flip your head around I feel like you’ve wasted however many years it took to grow that. Truthfully even if it makes that whip sound you’ve wasted a bunch of years on that ponytail, but at least there would be like 3 seconds where I’d be like “Oh wow, thats neat.”
Finally, I was able to see myself through my wife’s eyes.
You ever have one of those thunderous ripple farts that last like 4 seconds longer than expected? I kinda feel like this is the result of that.