Michigan
05.02.
WWIB: F Yourself
Who gives f*cks better? Personally, I always favor a man that can tell me to go F myself subtly. It’s slick. You made me read and interpret my own f*ck you. That’s good.
Michigan & Mississippi
2 Comments04.02.
Crack The Whip
Honestly, unless your hair makes a crack sound like a bullwhip when you flip your head around I feel like you’ve wasted however many years it took to grow that. Truthfully even if it makes that whip sound you’ve wasted a bunch of years on that ponytail, but at least there would be like 3 seconds where I’d be like “Oh wow, thats neat.”
Michigan
2 Comments01.24.
#DickFace
Finally, I was able to see myself through my wife’s eyes.
Michigan
No Comments10.19.
Here Comes The Boom
You ever have one of those thunderous ripple farts that last like 4 seconds longer than expected? I kinda feel like this is the result of that.
Michigan
No Comments
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