Mississippi
06.20.

Check out the rack on grandpap. Happy Father’s and Mother’s Day big guy.
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Featured Creature // Funny // Mississippi // Walmart Fashion
06.09.

Your butt looks like the Great Value version of the lamp from A Christmas Story. My eyes are now fra-gee-lay.
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Featured Creature // Funny // Mississippi // Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear // Walmart Fashion
04.29.

I feel like I’m about to watch some weird Anime game battle go down here. Who you guys got, Red or Blue?
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Featured Creature // Funny // Mississippi // Missouri // Walmart Fashion // Who Wears It Better?
04.26.
Stylist: What can I do for you?
Her: Give me that rotting skunk carcass.
Stylist: I smell what you’re cookin’.
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Featured Creature // Funny // Mississippi // Walmart Fashion