Mississippi
12.17.
Morning Calisthenics
Some male bottom biscuits for you today, courtesy of the guy that looks like every overexcited gym teacher.
Mississippi
No Comments12.10.
Looks Like A Sharpie
When you finally take that fresh selfie and want the world to see it…while also claiming your boo.
Mississippi
No Comments11.10.
Dick The Halls
Sure, everyone wants to get all offended by Starbucks cups but nobody in the media seems concerned about the big dildo hanging around the Christmas tree!
Mississippi
No Comments11.05.
Try Again
Listen bud, I applaud the effort but Pennywise from IT just isn’t the ultimate scary clown anymore. You’re barking up the wrong generation’s tree. You want me to poop my pants in public? Let me turn the corner into the freezer section and run into Twisty the Clown. I’ll leave a brown trail all the way out the door.
Mississippi
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