Advice to all my ladies out there: if you do decide to grow a beard, at least make it a cool beard like Abigale Lincoln here. People are gonna look anyways, might as well make them jealous.
Since when does “cute” mean “stuff I want to shoot fireworks at to make them look better”? People need to notify me of definition changes like this!
Did we just find a mother and son that were separated at birth?…probably not. It’s more likely just two nasty people digging in their butthole out in public. But we can dream can’t we?
Nevada & Virginia
You see at first I was all like “Man I gotta grab me some of that old wrinkly cowboy junk!” But then I saw the do not touch sign so I stopped myself. Because if I’m out randomly grabbing on some junk I at least like to be polite and courteous about it.