If by “My Junk” you are referring to your penis, that will be awfully tough considering fluorescent orange cowboy hates make me rock hard.
Since you robbed MC Hammer and you spent $25 to spray paint yourself gold, I’ll spare you the golden showers.
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You know how I like to start my hump day? With a big breakfast of bottom biscuits. How ’bout you?
When somebody gets a bad haircut and people tell them it looks like they used a weed whacker to cut their hair, that is called an extreme metaphor, please do not actually try to do this.