Nevada
01.26.
Hands Off
If by “My Junk” you are referring to your penis, that will be awfully tough considering fluorescent orange cowboy hates make me rock hard.
Nevada
45 Comments01.19.
Going For Gold
Since you robbed MC Hammer and you spent $25 to spray paint yourself gold, I’ll spare you the golden showers.
Florida & Nevada
46 Comments01.11.
Cheeky
You know how I like to start my hump day? With a big breakfast of bottom biscuits. How ’bout you?
Nevada
90 Comments12.14.
Whack Job
When somebody gets a bad haircut and people tell them it looks like they used a weed whacker to cut their hair, that is called an extreme metaphor, please do not actually try to do this.
Nevada
51 Comments