The devil is in the details. Sadly your entire plan is flawed.
This chick is either magnetic or is simply always prepared to pull out her fork dramatically like a bow and arrow display to eat. I’m actually pumped for both options!
No this picture isn’t out of focus; that’s just how hookers look in hell because of all the blur from the heat and flames.
The line between MILF and embarrassing is a very thin one. The key ladies is to stay classy not groupie trashy.