Bottom biscuits aside, I think this hip-hugger mom jorts fad is finally the fashion trend that makes me realize I’m old. I’m officially the old person that “just doesn’t get it” and while I’m at it, your music sucks so hard. Like honestly, it’s the worst shit to ever come out in the history of music. I’d rather listen to disco.
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If you’re gonna go through all those years of trouble to have a massive rat tail like that, at least go buy a little toy Rapunzel figurine to stick on there to make it look like she is climbing it. Entertain me, don’t weird me out. That’s all I’m saying.
You’re probably the type of old patrolman that would encounter his suspect, get all nervous and prematurely shoot his load…thinking it was just a taser gun of course!
Wow! You know you are distracting to look at when it took me ten minutes of looking at your nude suit to finally realize your friend’s jelly rolls just hanging out for fun.