Dirty girlfriends, MILF and sushi bar. You’re the type of dude that probably references his huge dong like 28 times a day, to the point everyone knows you got a baby carrot in your pants. But still, good luck to any woman dumb enough to get with you, I hope she is up to date on her tetanus shot.
Oh the age long debate. Do you go with one rat tail or hit em with that multiple tails?
Florida & New York
Oreo coming up with all sorts of odd combinations now.
You think the Holiday Man is done celebrating Christmas? Pffffft, you can be damn sure he’ll be holly jolly right up until it’s time to get things cracking for New Years Eve!