Virginia

07.20.

Fruit Stripe Gum

Well, I have a few questions. (1) Why? (2) Where does one buy those? (3) When you saw them, did you honestly believe they would look good on you? (4) Finally, do you happen to be dating this guy http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=1061?

Virginia

4 Comments Featured Creature  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear  //  Virginia  //  Walmart Fashion

07.19.

Clash Vs. Class

For this installment of ‘Who Wears It Better’, we see how pink is done on the east coast. I have to admit, I’m a huge fan of going the extra mile to accessorize with the striped socks, bag, and glitter hat. But at the same time how does one go against church pink and that fancy thing on her head. Uuggh, it’s another tough one. So who wears it better?

Pennsylvania & Virginia

11 Comments Featured Creature  //  Pennsylvania  //  Virginia  //  Walmart Fashion  //  Who Wears It Better?

07.12.

Heel We Go

I wish I could say ‘I wish my legs looked that good in heels’ but I have a penis; Soooooo I guess I’m good.

Virginia

13 Comments Featured Creature  //  Virginia  //  Walmart Fashion

07.12.

Male Pattern

Listen gentlemen. This is definitely a “male pattern” that you don’t want to follow unless you enjoy your mom cutting your hair while the two of you watch her afternoon shows and discuss why the new cat Bootsy won’t get along with Mr. Ticklepuss.

Virginia

5 Comments Featured Creature  //  Mullets/Tails  //  Virginia  //  Walmart Fashion