Valentine’s Day? That’s so 3 days ago man. It’s all about Easter now! Now clear those damn shelves of all the red and pink packaged candy to make room for all the blue and green pastel colored candies!
Some people just know how to keep it realer than others. So who you guys feeling? High Times or 69 boyz?
California & Virginia
Looks like he found his ‘Ride or Die’. Bet none of y’all jokers can get one of your chickenheads to pull this stunt with you! That’s a lot of years of loyalty there.
I can’t figure out why the kids aren’t lined up to sit in stranger-danger Santa’s lap in the middle of Walmart. At this point you gotta take what you can get kiddos, only 13 days left.