Y’all worried about that kid buried alive in the shopping cart and I’m more curious about when it was Shasta went and got its doctorate?!?!
Finally a decent reason to have kids. The scale is still tilted way over in the other direction.
Parenting hacks 101. Get ’em dry by any means necessary.
Some of the most important and fragile things in life, babies & bread. Gotta protect what counts people!