Recently a real doll has rolled into Walmart. We’ll call her Barbie, pun intended since she’s made of plastic. Barbie is a faux sugar baby who likes long rolls on the beach, and riding near the self checkout. Her dislikes are her lover’s grandson who constantly puts her in the toy box, and telling grandpa she’s “fake.”
Big Slick Trickin’ F’in Willy Style up in this mothaaaaaaa! Looking prepped and ready for St. Patty’s Day! Get it.
My. Mother. Truckin. Man. Willy the Pimp! Look at those fresh shades. Fur hat. Slick print shirt. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
The man, the myth, the legend. Willy be pimpin’ all over the world!