“Listen pal, Santa shortchanged me this year and I’m not gonna allow that to happen 2 holidays in a row! Got it?”
Fuck, Marry, Kill.
You’re about as good at hiding evidence as my kids. Next time try something that isn’t see-through.
Man, I’m definitely starting to see how you turn into a grumpy old guy. “Back in my day games had some class and decency to them!!!”