Wrap it up this Christmas or you’ll end up with a little elf in 9 months.
You know what, bird is not the word. The word is asshole. You are an asshole.
Ah yes, nothing scarier that a big Frankenshit. I can only imagine what his diet consists of for that process.
People laughed at the Squatty Potty and it has probably made millions. Maybe this dude just invented a better way to shit?!?!