Ohhh Walmart you son of a bitch. You wanna put Christmas decorations out for sale in August, I’ll complain but keep it to myself. You want to start playing Christmas music over the speakers on Nov. 1st I’ll yammer on about how Thanksgiving gets no respect. But putting up a Christmas tree before Halloween?!?!!? You’ve gone too damn far this time.
Never question Mom powers. They exist and there is no way to stop them.
Sometimes I think we throw the word “slut” around too loosely. Because now I’m in a position like this where I’m literally at a loss for proper words.
Sometimes you gotta be resourceful to scratch that itch in public.