Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
All you get is a peek.. You gotta work for it if you wanna see more! Vavoom!
C’mon buddy! Nobody matches the socks with the booty shorts! It takes focus away from the tookus, and you just don’t do that.
It’s like that candy that we all ate as kids and hated because it tasted like the paper that it was stuck on, only bigger.
What you don’t know is that water bottle is actually filled with baby oil. You may start taking numbers on who gets to apply it.