Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
“Excuse me miss, what type of meat is that?” – Sir, that’s your meat reflecting off the glass case.
At least your purple sandals fit. Not really gonna stop my kid’s nightmares, but it’s a start.
Hey there dandelion, how ’bout you make a better effort in covering up your tulips?
Winter clothes checklist: hoody, obnoxious fur boots, booty thong….check, check, and check. Now to find something that goes with a tramp stamp and under-cheeks.