Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
I guess a bathing suit cover isn’t as self explanatory as I thought it was. Here is a hint, it is supposed to COVER!
Hey Tinker Bell, maybe you should try pants. Also, if you do insist on wearing your underwear out in public, maybe you should try age appropriate underwear. But I would still try the pants first.
I guess the Drano in my eyes was only a temporary solution. Someone please just come at my eyes with a cheese grater and don’t stop until it breaks.
Ummm, you don’t have any pants on. If you are trying to be patriotic with the red white and blue thing, it’s not really working for you.