Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
I have to assume he has a handle-bar mustache and he lifts huge cartoon weights that look like this O——-O.
Those shorts could not get any tighter or shorter. I can see his sperm count dropping. I do have to give props to the guy for being able to kinda match that shirt with those shorts and the bandanna.
I’d be licking my lips too if I was lucky enough to be that close to this guy’s junk. Although I guess in these economic times, even the Walmart smiley needs a second job.
As a male, the first thing that comes to my mind is “awesome”. I mean, at least what’s hanging out is nice, but believe it or not, some people might find this inappropriate attire for shopping online let alone in public.