Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
Hey Beyonce, throw on some pants and a whole shirt….your gunt is creeping into the bags.
I can’t even think up of a rationale someone would give themselves before leaving the house with those on! Even if it was 3 a.m. and you were going to a remote cave in the mountains by yourself you would probably say, “These aren’t flattering at all, I’ll change.”
Ma’am, your “she-wolf” can clearly breathe… now please put it away, it’s scaring everybody.
Gym teachers in the 70’s didn’t wear their shorts this tight and this high.