Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
I can’t even think up of a rationale someone would give themselves before leaving the house with those on! Even if it was 3 a.m. and you were going to a remote cave in the mountains by yourself you would probably say, “These aren’t flattering at all, I’ll change.”
Ma’am, your “she-wolf” can clearly breathe… now please put it away, it’s scaring everybody.
Gym teachers in the 70’s didn’t wear their shorts this tight and this high.
How did this guy find my Osh Kosh B’gosh overalls from when I was 4?