You may want to go back to your optometrist because if you think you’ll get women to sit on your face, you’re seeing things that aren’t there buddy.
At first, I wanted to let him know that it should be “Thicc” but now I’m assuming he means “thick headed” because only someone seriously dumb would fall for this line. Either way, an impressive amount of horny during Quarantine to get something put on your vehicle.
So you’re either (A) a hoarder (B) a hustler (C) a panic purchaser or (D) you shit yourself a lot. Probably all the above actually.
Why support something when you can support everything?