It’s not being rude, it’s actually being very gentlemanly. Think about it, wouldn’t said fat chick be more embarrassed to scrape the car? See! He’s a good guy.
Raise your hand if you’re shocked that the Ghost of Agent Orange lives in Florida…
Kudos for accepting it…and by the way, for poor white trash, you look kinda nice. Not like actually nice, just for PWT nice.
I imagine this is what Pablo Picasso would drive if he were here today.