Oh! There are just so many colors and patterns and ink and booty. I’m dizzy, I want off this ride.
If I had told you that there is a picture where purple hair is the least weird thing going on, would you have believed me?
Dear Mrs. Adams, it was cute to dress your boys Grizzly and Cletus alike when they were two years old, but at 65? Not so much.
I don’t know whether to sweep it under the rug or beat it to death with my broom.