This is the worst birthday party ever! Oh, she isn’t a real clown?! Well, this is still an awful party.
Someone go tell this guy what “just hanging out” actually means.
We got a nice little skank night all planned out. We’re gonna head out showing as much skin and underwear as possible, grab a sixer, and then pick out our own fresh catch of day to cook up….maybe do a little stripping. I dont know, I don’t know if we’ll have enough time!
She has been wearing that shirt since 1994. Take a hint, he’s not coming back!!!