I have a feeling her kids are always on their best behavior. I guess that’s what happens when you have a professional spanker for a mother.
Don’t you hate it when you confuse your washing machine and your kids’ Spiral Splatter Creations Kit? I know I do.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T HAVE ANY CHEETAH PRINT FLOWERS!!!! Now what am I supposed to use to decorate my cougar den?
That thing on your shoulders would only be cool if there were live animals actually hiding under that pelt waiting for some unlucky person to jokingly grab a tail.