Ever wonder where the expression ‘colder than a witch’s tit’ comes from?
Nothing says “I’m good with children” like a pink hat/hair combo and a toddler’s Hannah Montana t-shirt stitched onto your own creepy shirt. He wants to know if you need him to babysit on weekends.
“Who wouldn’t look good in a school girl outfit?” —-> Answer: See above.
If you asked me to pick one item off of him and tell you where you could go buy it, I would be so dumbfounded that I would collapse.