“What is Walmart gay?” – great question; Walmart gay is extra flamboyant attire like this, that is still rooted in Walmartness. For example, tying your shirt up like so is very flamboyant, however it is also flannel. Pink shorts –> big belt buckle. Big goofy hat –> doesnt match a thing. I think you get the idea.
“Hey, PoWM, this is probably staged to get on your website!” – Well, if this guy grew that enchanting Ponytail for 11 years so he could one day squeeze into his tightest shirt, Lt. Dangle shorts and Goth boots for the purpose of taking a picture at Walmart and getting his 15 minutes of fame on our website…….then I guess he got one over on us.
This lady looks like she woke up in an alley somewhere in Mexico and had the urge to get to a Walmart inmediatamente.
If you’re wondering what gut-buster used to act like when he was a kid, simply sneak a peak at the little rascal in his camo hat clearly abiding by all of the complex safety regulations of the shopping cart.