I don’t know if it’s the hair, the sweet swagger in his step, or the fact that he is wearing his daughter’s shirt but this guy has got it going on.
I bet this guy is wearing a condom just so everything is tight and snug….come to think of it, this guy kind of looks like a big condom but I don’t have the balls to tell him that.
Dear Skeezy McSkeezerson, thanks for moving your nightie so we could get a nice glance at whatever it is you inked above your crack to thwart off potential suitors.
Hell no we ain’t got no gays down here in Texas!…..Whats that? Oh, yeah, I made this vest myself. Looks good don’t it?