Oh man, I can’t decide what i like best here! That sock/shoe combo is deadly but i can’t just overlook a tye dyed tank top, right? Okay, okay…..with the first selection in the PoWM draft i choose: Civil War Mustache.
I know, I know…… I want to see his old man boobs in that mesh tank-top as well. Looks like we gotta settle for the Jorts crammed with Depends. Sorry to disappoint.
First of all, even though the mesh is black it is still see through. Also, if you have to pull your shorts up over you stomach, please realize that they have no business being short shorts so please cover up those pasty ham hocks.
“What is Walmart gay?” – great question; Walmart gay is extra flamboyant attire like this, that is still rooted in Walmartness. For example, tying your shirt up like so is very flamboyant, however it is also flannel. Pink shorts –> big belt buckle. Big goofy hat –> doesnt match a thing. I think you get the idea.