It’s true what they say, “The good ones are either married or under house arrest.” Just my luck.
Hey, maybe when you are big and bald you shouldn’t wear a onesie………unless that is actually a gigantic baby.
I’m not sure if that is a waxing or waning gibbous, but I do know that you don’t need an astronomer to point out that moon.
Whoooooo wishes he was gangster but is a huge dork? SPONGE DOUCHE NO FRIENDS!