Those shorts could not get any tighter or shorter. I can see his sperm count dropping. I do have to give props to the guy for being able to kinda match that shirt with those shorts and the bandanna.
No, I don’t know where his twirling ribbon is. Yes, he added his own glitter to that outfit.
I can neither confirm nor deny that she is Storm from X-Men.
Technically those suspenders are working. You don’t normally see them used with jean shorts. Of course I usually don’t see a belly apron just hanging out to say “hi” either.