If you’re wondering what gut-buster used to act like when he was a kid, simply sneak a peak at the little rascal in his camo hat clearly abiding by all of the complex safety regulations of the shopping cart.
My man looks like a walking, talking, pimping Neapolitan Ice Cream. I bet that pimp hand is cold ladies.
Walmart needs to change their logo from the smiley face to this guy, right now! Is there anything in the world that says “Walmart” more than a denim cutoff that says Git-R-done across the American Flag? (The answer is NO)
Create your own caption. I’m in the middle of pouring bleach into my eyes.