Buy the phone and call a tailor.
I have to assume that this guy, in a fit of rage after a monster truck rally or tractor pull, ripped off his sleeves and then went to Wal-Mart to get a few cases of beer to enjoy on the couch on his front porch.
“These Keys looked bigger when I tried them on.”
Can you spot what is out of place? (Hint: It’s not the snow boots or long sleeve t-shirts)