Who Wears It Better?
We got ourselves a good ol’ fashioned cat fight here for this edition of “Who Wears It Better?” We’ve got our feisty kitten up against the angry pussy! Who ya got? Personally, since her pussy shirt clearly says that she “makes all the rules” then I have to assume she will have the upper hand in this battle!
New York & Wisconsin
It’s time for this week’s installment of Who Wears It Better?! Today’s matchup deals is between two heavy hitters in the gaming industry. Do you go with the classic Pac-Man or Pokemon’s Pikachu complete with handbag? The choice is yours people!
Florida & Nevada
It’s time for everyone’s favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”. Today we have a fierce matchup of two ass-crack juggernauts. First up is your tried and true plumbers crack against the serious up and coming challenger the Butt-Flosser. So who ya got in this matchup? Dare I say that I “smell” an upset here?
California & Ohio
Hot damn! It’s time once again for my favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”! This is the hipster douche edition where it is up to you to decide which guy squeezed into his skinny jeans better! Now personally, I have a great relationship with my testicles so I couldn’t subject them to this type of torture so both are losers in my opinion, but I guess one has to win. I like ketchup more than mustard so that’s where I’ll toss my vote.
Florida & Nebraska