Willy The Pimp
Check out my main man Willy flossin’ that cheetah print. Looks cooler than Chester Cheeto himself. Keep doin’ whatcha doin’ playboy.
Merry Christmas bitches. While you’re out shopping Willy the Pimp is putting his candy cane in your wife’s stocking and there ain’t shit you can do about it. Holla!
I heard Willy the Pimp tried to dress up as a normal, boring person for Halloween…
Willy the Pimp loves lots of things including babies, the color pink, and titties. If there is one man that can make pink look boss during Breast Cancer Awareness month it’s Willy the Pimp. I heard one good pimp smack from him scares the cancer so bad it instantly leaves your body. Fact.***
*** Not a fact. Please don’t actually rely on a pimp smack to try and cure cancer. Listen to your doctor, not me, I don’t know shit about cancer.