Ding City

Bonus points for honesty and overall pleasantness. I don’t want my car dinged up so I appreciate the heads up.


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Ding City, 9.4 out of 10 based on 277 ratings

8 Responses so far.

  1. Fat says:

    “When I walk out to get my mail
    It measures on the Richter scale
    Down at the beach I’m a lucky man
    I’m the only one who gets a tan
    If I have one more pie a la mode
    I’m gonna need my own zip code
    When you’re only having seconds
    I’m having twenty-thirds
    When I go to get my shoes shined
    I gotta take their word”. Al

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  2. lol says:

    Like a typical redneck, too stupid to do anything about being fat.

    Park in the very back and walk a few extra steps while you go buy your 10 tons of shit food, that might help a little.

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    • Trump2020 says:

      Typical welfare democrat loser who probably hasn’t worked or exercised in years and needs special attention. Why doesn’t she just park farther out in the lot and not worry about people parking next to her?

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      • Don says:

        Too lazy to walk, has a lazy buggy to ride in the store.

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        • Deeke says:

          The Dumb-O-Crats keep giving out free food stamps. Whaddaya thinks gonna happen?

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      • nano says:

        I am truly surprised to see actual bipartisanship here on this site.

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        • Your2Dads says:

          It is everywhere!
          Either you support America and Americans, or you are a piece of shit who should leave!

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  3. Adam Guevara says:

    need to leave that person a sticky note saying something like….being that you admit that you are fat…you may want to consider the weight limit of this vehicle and consider buying a dump truck…you something that can handle the weight. 😉

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