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I Touch My Elf

Yoooo, when Santa’s elves go into vacation mode, they really go into vacation mode!

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I Touch My Elf, 8.2 out of 10 based on 114 ratings

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  1. Joe Scheiss says:

    Well at least he’s color coordinated.

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  2. Don says:

    Odd, But no ass crack showing. He must really like Christmas. Not the worse ever seen on here

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    • Canuckguy NB says:

      Yeah but I would think he will cause impressionable children to have nightmares about elves on shelves.

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      • nano says:

        I was trying to think up a word that rhymes with closet, but I guess it doesn’t matter, since he’s apparently not.

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  3. Public Enema says:

    He just made his own list.

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  4. Elfhump says:

    That ain’t no Chrissy …

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  5. nano says:

    So how high did the “Days Without A Half-Tranny” go before we had so reset it today?

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  6. Scorched Earth says:

    I’d hit that shit!

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    • STH says:

      Whoever you are, please ! Stop saying that!

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      • jay says:

        I’d hit that shit!

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  7. Cmk says:

    *laughs in paralyzing terror*

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