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Into The Mystique

Although Walmart is always full of creatures from other planets, I think I’m going to pass on this Marvel movie.

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Into The Mystique, 7.0 out of 10 based on 61 ratings

17 Responses so far.


  1. mike says:

    Screw any movie!!! Let us get naked with these two chubby chicks and fuck for days and days!!!

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    • lol says:

      My hotter than hell eastern European girl always asks how so many Americans have no pride and let themselves be turned into piles of shit and how others are so degenerate that they find beasts like this hot.

      All I can tell her is that many Americans are stupid as shit and are proud of their stupidity.

      I really wouldn’t care since sooner or later Darwin kicks in on you genetic dead-ends except for two reasons:

      1. You are very stupid and have too many kids who end up even more dumb and classless than you are. Why you would subject kids to your dumb-assery is justification enough to shoot you all into the sun and you are holding humanity back by significantly decreasing the quality of the gene pool and the average IQ.

      2. You are taking up medical resources that could be better spent on people that try to better themselves and you raise costs for everyone.

      Enjoy fucking the ignorant fat asses and your future heart attacks and strokes. I guess it is not so bad for you lowlifes since you don’t understand how fucking degenerate and pathetic you really are.

      Ignorance is truly bliss for you numbnuts. Sad!

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      • Joe Scheiss says:

        Anybody that has to keep telling you how hot his girlfriend is isn’t getting laid and has a very teenie weenier. You probably own a sports car and toupee too.

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        • Scorched Earth says:

          People like him usually own a big honking hummer or monster truck to compensate for the little teeny weeny

          Scorched Earth

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      • Scorched Earth says:

        Don’t forget to blow up your Eastern European sex doll before you sodomize it.

        Scorched Earth

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    • Deeke says:

      Id stick it in both of them

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  2. Mailorder says:

    So, was she delivered, or did the catalog people allow you to go over and pick her up in person?

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    • Harold Knutczak says:

      I was thinking he must drive Pinto and lives in his Mom’s basement. We were on the same page with tiny wiener though.

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  3. Heyee says:

    Hey, leave him alone. He’s a good guy, and his Eastern European girl IS hotter than Hell. In fact, he was nice enough to run down and grab us a pizza while I was laying some pipe with that hotter than Hell Eastern European girl.

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    • Joe Scheiss says:

      I knew he was pimping her out.

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  4. Harold Knutczak says:

    Looks like Mystique morphed into Louis Anderson

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    • Joe Scheiss says:

      Looks like she’s about to have an alien pop out of her belly button, either that or the turkey’s done.

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    • nano says:

      I was thinking Cedric the Entertainer.

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  5. Tut says:

    Why anyone can have so much stupidity to think they look good like that is beyond any logical comprehension. They’re both gross and should just stay home.

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  6. Tarara Boomdea says:

    Blue girl’s eyes keep shifting back and forth, prob just time for an eye exam.
    It’s creeping me out.

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  7. Cherry Bomb says:

    No one is going to mention the camel toe on the one on the right?

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  8. Philip Vanwinkle says:

    I thought Fiona was green.

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