Lie, Cheat, & Steal

I’ve been a CSM (Customer Service Manager) at Wally World for about 6 years now. We had been watching this woman for a few months and knew she had been stealing but just couldn’t seem to catch her, she was always one step ahead of us.

One day I was at the service desk when she came up with some returns. I couldn’t wait to see what she would try to pull since we all basically knew she was a thief. She had a very large bag which she placed on the counter and then proceeded to take out a large amount of clothing. We took a look at the items and asked her why she was returning them. Mind you, after we rung them all up, it was about $180 worth of clothing. She stated that she was sure they would all fit but sadly they did not. This lady was about 5 foot if that and around 200lbs, the clothes were petite. I asked her for her receipt in which she told me she didn’t have one ( shocking ). I told her then that I was sorry but I could not return the items. She gasped and gave me this rather scary look and asked me “Do you know who I am?!” I honesty thought she was going to tell me she was the relative of someone important. She then goes on to tell me “I am Jesus Christ.” I wanted to laugh so badly but being the smart ass that I am, I stated “Well then if you are Jesus Christ, you should be able to produce a receipt.”

I smiled and told her to have a nice day. She left without her clothing.

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