My Pet Monkey
Here’s the thing I’m torn on. Am I glad you have a diaper on your monkey to prevent it from shitting on the floor or am I pissed off the monkey has a diaper because now it will be difficult it to fling it’s poop? I’m leaning towards the latter and here is why: You’ve already pissed me off and crossed the line by bringing a monkey into Wally World so you might as well go full-force with it and let him toss his shit all over the place. Your thoughts in the comments are encouraged but I will not likely care.