In The News: Man Arrested For Masturbating

Beat Tulsa police arrested a 26-year-old Tulsan Saturday afternoon after witnesses said he was masturbating in the middle of Walmart.

The incident occurred at the 2019 East 81st Street Walmart location at approximately 12:45 p.m. Saturday. Officers located the suspect’s vehicle after he had left the store and pulled him over. Security footage at Walmart revealed the suspect, Derek Bennett, engaging in masturbation in the store.

Bennett was booked on two counts of indecent exposure. After being arrested, he reportedly told police that he was sober, he went to high school, and that he knew his rights. Bennett is being held on $10,000 bond.


2 Responses so far.


  1. ARTHUR J PARADISE says:

    Best Recommendation I have seen yet to bring back Stocks and Pillories in front of the courthouse lawn

  2. STH says:

    Truth! Put this clown in full set – in front of the WM where he creeped out everybody…
    Let the unlucky witnesses of his, um, ‘act’ give this moron his consequences.
    People of Walmart Justice! Maybe the lady with the goat in a diaper could offer some help.

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