At least your purple sandals fit. Not really gonna stop my kid’s nightmares, but it’s a start.
I honestly can’t think of a good place or situation to wear these. I want to say 1987 but that still feels like a wrong answer.
Hey there dandelion, how ’bout you make a better effort in covering up your tulips?
It’s probably a good hint to cover up your back when you notice packs of 13 year old boys constantly following you around the store with their hand in their pockets.