Peanutty

My mom used to be a Customer Service Manager at Wally World. I went to pick her up one day, and as we were walking out this old lady grabs my mom’s arm and says she needs help. The following exchange took place:

Mom- “What can I help you with, ma’am?”
Lady- “My husband is trying to kill me!”
Mom- “What?  How?”
Lady- “Well, I’m allergic to peanuts and I think he put peanuts in my chips!” (She then pulls out an bag of chips that have not been opened).
Mom- “Those are not open, so how would he have put peanuts in them?”
Lady- ” I don’t know, I think he injects them with a needle!!!”

We helped the lady to the breakroom and let her call the cops to “investigate”.

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