Sale! Sale! Sale!
Listen folks, this isn’t your regular run-of-the-mill bullshit yard sale. This is the most epic mother-effin yard sale in the history of yard sales. Hell, this bad mama-jama spans 2 whole days! So get your green 1991 minivan or your 1989 pickup truck, park it right in the middle of their neighbors driveways so they can’t get out and rummage around some junk so you can offer 10% of what their asking.