Sperm & Eggs
I live in Honolulu where it is no secret we have a little bit of a meth problem. I was at Walmart buying shampoo when a woman wearing black leggings and an over sized t-shirt that said “Boss” inside a giant letter “E” approached me and explained to me how she was infertile. She then continued to ask me if I might be interested in donating some of my eggs to her because her and her husband. “I Really want to have blonde babies.” I apologized and said I wasn’t a natural blonde as I backed away.