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It is not romantic to post love/marriage fantasies on a public Facebook profile of your bride to be. Especially when the fantasies take place at Walmart. Here is the post:

As we were holding hands and walking through Walmart tonight, I realized that I’ll be walking through Walmart with you for the rest of my life. For wrapping paper and pumpkin pie spice when we have our first Christmas; for lawnmowers and tupperware when we buy our first house; for diapers and tiny socks when we have our first baby; for extra-strength aspirin and Red Bull when we have a teenager; for self-help books and bifocals when we turn 40; for streamers and ice cream cake when our youngest child is finally out of the house; for a porch swing and strawberry lemonade when we don’t know how to work the TV anymore; and finally for calla liles and a blank card when I want to tell my best friend how much I love her and need her every day.¬†Thank you God, and thank you Walmart.

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